Wholesale

Getting Started

Before placing your first order, we ask that new accounts take a moment to introduce themselves. Fill out the form below or buy directly through our Faire storefront.

We review all new accounts and will follow up within one business day. Once approved, we'll send a special wholesale code to use at checkout.

Wholesale Guidelines

Welcome to wholesale from Colossal Sanders. We make greeting cards for all occasions, stickers, postcards, magnets, and hand-pulled screen-printed T-shirts — designed and produced in Vermont.

Ordering

We sell wholesale through Faire and right here at funnyvermont.com. Minimum opening orders are $125, with reorders at $100.

Minimum Product Quantities

Our products are sold in the following minimums for each design:

  • Greeting cards: 2 cases (case size 3 cards)
  • Stickers: 2 cases (case size 3 stickers)
  • Postcards: 2 cases (case size 6 postcards)
  • Buttons/Magnets: 1 case (case size 2)
  • T-shirts: 8 units, any combination of sizes

Pricing & Terms

Wholesale pricing is 50% off MSRP. Payment due at time of order for first-time orders, unless approved otherwise. Net 30 available for all re-orders.

Turnaround & Lead Times

Most orders ship within 5 business days. We’ll communicate any delays, should they arise.

Shipping

We ship from Vermont via UPS, USPS, FedEx (whichever is cheapest, unless given a stated preference). Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Damaged or Defective Items

If something arrives damaged or defective, let us know upon receipt with a photo. We’ll replace affected items or issue a credit — your call. We don’t accept returns on undamaged goods.

Thanks for being here and reach out with any questions!